Kids Rock service was anything but a win yesterday.
The kids were supposed to have a movie and a pizza party for meeting their offering goals. Well here is how it went down.
9 a.m.-Set up Dell projector in kids room. Frustrated cause it's the crappiest one in the church
9:30a.m.-Find 2 volunteers to be in the Kids Room while I play bass in worship
10:oo a.m. -Eat get a coffee chill before service
10:30 a.m.-Worship starts I figure out no one is in the Kid's Rock room that knows how to start the movie
10:40a.m.-a Kid with not very much money paid $110 dollars for the pizza
10:50a.m.-No one is in little Rocks room, parents are angry, I'm running around the church finding little rocks leader
11:00 a.m.-I enter Kids Rock room with kids going crazy cause they can't see the screen projected from the crappy projector
11:15 a.m.-Kid's ran out of cups and plates and no one else knows where they are
11:20 a.m.-Decide to get on a ladder and move the projector closer
11:23a.m.-Screen is funky shape have to hunt Austin down to fix it
11:27 a.m.-They still can't see it "about to lose it"
11:30 a.m.-Put the movie on the t.v. instead
11:45 a.m.-Sit there watching the movie trying not to freak out on staff member
11:50a.m.-Kid trips on projector chord can't see movie
11:55 a.m.-Girl spills pop all over under the chairs
12:00 p.m-Kid's wont stop talking
12:15p.m.-Parents walk into a room with chairs everywhere, pizza everywhere, pop everywhere wondering what it was that their children learned about Jesus today.
One of those days...